If you ask anyone where they do most of their thinking, their answer will most likely be “the shower” – either that, or they’re putting on a private concert for – well, themselves? Shower thoughts are the fleeting thoughts you have while doing something mundane. These little strokes of genius reveal that sometimes, the most interesting truths emerge from the most random thoughts! For today, we at The Modern East have gathered up some random shower thoughts that people have shared online that will make you laugh out loud. Keep reading to find out what they are!

Beds

Beds are technically just wireless chargers for humans.

Yawning

Yawning is like your body giving you the 20% battery message.

Dentists and Toothpaste

If dentists make their money from bad teeth, why do we use the toothpaste that they recommend?

Google Dating?

If Google matched people up by their browsing history, it could be the greatest online dating website of all time.

Songs you don’t know

Doesn’t it bother you so much that there are so many songs you don’t know about that you could like so much?

Horses and Cars

Hundreds of years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today, everyone owns a car but only the rich own horses.

Memories

Your future self is watching you at this very moment through memories.

Pet Life

Owning a pet is usually only a fraction of a human’s life. In contrast, to that pet, you are, and always will be, the whole world to them… Go ahead, give your pet a hug, and come back to this article.

Countdown

The syllables in “On your mark, get set, go!” are a countdown.

The Brain

Your skeleton isn’t inside you, you’re the brain, so you’re inside the skeleton.